THA JUMP-OFF

Guyz the TYM has come to JUMP-OFF the horrid UCT wagon and that academic ride and PWaaarttty HARDEST.... as in we shall pick u all up off the pavement becoz we want you to party that hard! that's our promise!! iTS gonna be a JAMM.... without bread or butter... but jaaast AWESOME!! We'll be having some killer ASS Disc Jockey's (who says that?) i mean KILLER DJ's, like TINO, DOMZ, LA, Buhle G and even HOTTER than HOTT DJ's WILL and OZY... they play what you wanna hear..... what is that you ask?? Aaahhh GUYZ errthang.... Hip-Hop, EA muzik, Ragga or is it Reggae? BOTH actually! and for our curious FOLK, who joined becoz we love them.... we have House and all other thingz guyz wanna hear (at a party!?!).... which as i say.. again.... AWESOME TYMMZ to come!!

So basically the steps to follow are:
1. Come to Jammie all week during Meridian and get your ticket.... if you buy on Jammie.. im thinking there are GIFTS for you!!

2. If you cannot make it to Jammie, fine there no gifts but tickets are on sale in ALL your Residences... all of them just find your rep and holla at them PROPER!

3. Tell all your home-skillet bizcuitz to come to the HOTTEST jamm of 1st semester EVA!

4. Look PHHHLYY* SMART CASUAL is a GR8 IDEA* on Friday the 19th March and Come to the BUS on LOWER CAMPUS and get on! *WITH YOUR ID*

5. Arrive at the CLUB *with your ID* and jaaast JAMM.. JAmm... JAMM... JAMMM, enjoy drink special ALL NYT.. as in ALL NYT

6. Get tired at about 4am and JUMP/ CRAWL on a BUS nd Come home!

See its simple as 1...2...3... and 4, 5,6 (ehehe)So come to Jammie, MERIDIAN.... get on our wagon and enjoy the RIDE.. to

THE EASOC JUMP OFF... BIG THANNNGGZZZ!!!

Campus Life... What LIfe

It’s all going down at Club Lib tonight…and every night!!! Good evening guys…welcome to the best club in the world. Feat DJ’s Commerce, Humanities, Science, Engineering, Law, Medicine and Business. Drink Specials tonight are just too fine… Education…its free (though our great University charges us bucket loads…its free.) shots of life and learning ciders. And for those who don’t drink…Fanta grape is all I can suggest. This is where we are all going to be for the next few weeks.
Such a pity beach braai was cancelled….Silly Silver… that was most of our last chances to just chilling before the grind. Rumour has it there is a BEach braai though..l BUt where??/ HHmmmrrr??? But no.. not this time. UCT has opened a club, located near Frigo right next door to the document centre… Club Lib…Chancellor Oppenheimer actually! But Oppnheimer would not be such an awesome club name So Club Lib it is! lately UCT has been so nice to us all that they pile us with work, grinding on a daily basis and when its time to chill club lib is where its happening. Better get there quick…it fills up pretty quickly! You might not even get further than the bouncer named CPS, crowd control I tell you!

But no on a serious note has anyone felt that this year is just a joke in terms of the amount of work we were given? And frankly I didn’t find it funny! The worst joke EVA!! So over it…3 wks and we are home!! SCORE!!!

Let’s Crack these homies Called UCT who think they are the cool popular kids of the school! ehehe

Oktoberfest: It's all about the beer

How much do you like beer? If your answer ranges from 'a whole lot' to 'its the air that I breath' then Oktoberfest is the place for you. Chances are you already know about this esteemed celebration of the golden liquid, and chances are you already know that it is currently happening as we speak in Munich, Germany. The only thing stopping you from going, most probably, is that your parents (or income) is unable to finance a trip to the yearly festival.

This year so far 3.3 million people have visited the Oktoberfest and drank almost 3.3 million liters of beer, as apposed to 3.2 million visitors in 2008, who drank 3.1 million liters of beer. More people bring more hunger and so the number of eaten oxen rose from 56 to 60. Still, the global financial crisis took its toll and mostly hit souvenir-vendors and carousels. “People are setting priorities on what to spend their money for,” said Gabriele Weishäupl, head of the Oktoberfest management. And priority number one is obviously beer

Nonetheless, let us celebrate Oktoberfest from afar. Cheers!!!

Church urges couples to pray before sex

Newly-wed Roman Catholic couples are being encouraged to say a special prayer together before having sex. The specially-composed Prayer Before Making Love is aimed at 'purifying their intentions' so the act is not about selfishness or hedonism.

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