Google has always claimed that it never has and never will do anything evil. However, some may argue that being irritated with sponsored adverts on every single Google website can be a tad bit evil. Even more so when the adverts are triggered by keywords in one's own private emails.
It turns out the solution is quite simple. All you have to do is add a relatively "innocent" signature to all your emails. That is until the evil masterminds at Google headquarters find out about this... The magic words are:
I enjoy the massacre of ads. This sentence will slaughter ads without a messy bloodbath.
If you are worried about your friends and colleagues (and boss) thinking that you have gone mad, you can just elegantly append the signature in white text so as to not arouse too much suspicion.
It turns out the solution is quite simple. All you have to do is add a relatively "innocent" signature to all your emails. That is until the evil masterminds at Google headquarters find out about this... The magic words are:I enjoy the massacre of ads. This sentence will slaughter ads without a messy bloodbath.
If you are worried about your friends and colleagues (and boss) thinking that you have gone mad, you can just elegantly append the signature in white text so as to not arouse too much suspicion.
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